aubbae:

nietykalny:

cowbellguy:

Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege

(via uptonobueno)

 69120
20 Sep 14 at 3 am

coelasquid:

entropically-favorable:

jeffdeluca:

Dino Dim Sum.

Is this the grown up version of dinosaur chicken nuggets?

I’m crey.

(via novulpixthatsmypotpie)

 85462
20 Sep 14 at 3 am

thedezdispenser:

yelyahwilliams:

the opposite of Alf in a tub

Look at this dog.

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via doctorbrew)

thedezdispenser:

yelyahwilliams:

the opposite of Alf in a tub

Look at this dog.
 71378
20 Sep 14 at 3 am

Chest deep, I risked my phone’s life to take this

(Source: enlightened-globetrotter, via stiiingray)


Chest deep, I risked my phone’s life to take this
 896
19 Sep 14 at 2 am

agrande-news:

Team Ariana: You’ve earned it! How cute is this!?

agrande-news:

Team Ariana: You’ve earned it! How cute is this!?
 41669
19 Sep 14 at 1 am

this this this this times a fucking million. (via wreckedsailboats)

(Source: psych-facts, via colorful-mistake)

"You need someone who goes out of their way to make it obvious that they want you in their life."

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18 Sep 14 at 2 am

(Source: fallontonight, via ckings)